Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,595 Points
Medals Earned: 9/25 (145/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/140 points)
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (115/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (70/495 points)
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (300/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Yum Yum
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 7/20 (120/500 points)
Visit the Hall of Fame
Defeat Jay in the tournament
Defeat Cheren in the tournament
Defeat Amira in the tournament
Defeat Bianca in the tournament
Win the bronze cup tournament
Win the silver cup tournament
Play Oceaness' Rainy Rescue mini game
Play Machoke's Pummel League mini game
Play Meloetta's Dance Off mini game
Complete Melanie's Academy
Play Murkrow's Night Flight mini game
Defeat Melanie in the tournament
Defeat Teejay in the tournament
Defeat Fennel in the tounament
Win the gold cup tournament
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending